Land of Hope and Glory

I've been corresponding with Human Cabbage of the Green-Thrashers "Ecosphere" lately and it looks like we will be heading south in a few weeks to play a gig with them and the mighty "Judas Priestess". This could be a historic gig for all three bands, I am trying to get a space at the gig for Motorfist as well, they have never been south of Inverness before and are chomping at the bit to "sniff some English pussy" (their words not mine). It will be great to meet up with Human C again, I haven't seen him since we both got kicked out of college almost two years ago. The cunt nicked my Flying V and he is as I type giving it a rainforest paint job! True , I did borrow the V from some band we heckled at a Student Union gig, oh well easy come easy go.

Alcoholic Comma

I'm slowly re-joining the land of the concious after a thee day boozeathon. I need to do something about the usual sinkful of vomit that is stinking my lair up. But first I need to review the gig.

It was a bit crap to be honest, our drummer "Freight Train Disaster", never bothered to turn up again but we did the gig without him anyway. Motorfist were there but were too pissed to play and spent the whole night trying to get smelly fingers from the half dozen Gothettes that were there.